Guilt tabs

When you have a web browser open for weeks/months on end and a stack of tabs build up on the left which need to be read properly, in sobriety and daylight but the dank clickbait memes keep taking over and distracting you. Closing them is impossible, you will read them one day!

Jon's all out of RAM - he's got a serious case of guilt tabs building on. He's spending all his time on Reddit.

poopalooza

When there is so much poop that it moves from being funny to being unhygienic or unsanitary.

1: Hey look the dog pooped on the carpet again.

2: Man, poopalooza, that's not cool.

1: Sorry bud, I'll clean it up.

curried away

When you taste your food and realise it's just too hot.

Matt cooked his favourite dinner, Thai Red Curry, but he was so excited to add flavour that he got curried away, and it was too hot to eat.