death cable

An electrical cable with a wall plug on one end and exposed wires on the other. Called a death cable because if you touch the exposed wires the electricity will kill you.

John: "Did you hear about Henry? He made a death cable, touched it, and died."
Sam: "What an idiot."

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Marvellous headgear, queer

Another way of saying, "Nice hat, faggot."

"Marvellous headgear, queer."

"Hey, SHUT UP man!"

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pokemon lets go

A shit game made for 6 year olds where you do the same thing over and over.

"Wanna play Pokemon Lets Go?"
"Hell no"

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nerd goggles

What Sterling Archer call glasses.

Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"

bill c16

The Canadian bill passed by the liberal government that makes misgendering people illegal.

"You're a man."
"Bill c16!!! That's illegal, bigot!"

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wigga poggers

When something is just so incredibly amazing that words cannot express your joy, you break out wigga poggers.

"My wife left me."

"Wigga poggers!"

dougdoug

he solves problems no one has

"This is DougDoug, where we solve problems no one has"

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