Kazoo

Kazoos are the holy instrument of the gods in the official religion Kazoodaism and one of the main subjects of the Kazoo Bible. It creates a buzzing sound when hummed into, and is played often by younger ones as their small hands and bad posture does not allow them to play other instruments like a violin, piano, trombone or drums (Which they can play, however they are terrible at it). Even though primarily children use it, it is not as simple as most people see it as. It, when played, increases your intelligence, and communicates directly with the Great Brett (Holy one of Kazoodaism). Kazoos became a popular internet trend when "You on Kazoo - Full Version" was uploaded to YouTube, a video sharing site. They showed the Great Brett, god, and the demigods, all of whom had special instruments of their own to help Brett create the world and universe. The Kazoo is also a symbol of life, and can be associated with the peace and love symbols (The circle split in four and the heart).

tl;dr The Kazoo is the greatest instrument and is the basis of the religion Kazoodaism.

"'DOOT DOOT DOOT!'

What are you doing, Billy?
I'M PLAYING MY KAZOO FOR THE GREAT BRETT!"

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