shortikat

A bad ass dwarf who likes fishing and video games.

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Red Ryder

Shooting a girl in the eye with cum.

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power ballad

1. any song written by a hairband that is sung and not screamed.

2. any song that creates suicidal thoughts in teenage girls of the 80's.

3. any song that played at a prom from 1981-1995.

example of a power ballad as follows: November rain, anything for love, eternal flame.

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Smore

When you eat gum out of a dirty asshole.

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