Thoooooose people

They tell you they are in love and spend thousands of dollars on lavish weddings, then deceive you into thinking its ok to buy an investment property with your life savings and credit because thooooooose peoples aint good enuf, then they take you to court and call you a stalker when you are not stalking them and run around calling you crazy, so they can cash in on assets from the pad you purchased with your life savings in an investment scheme with the new investor you sold your house to where the old investor is paid by the new investor and they derive pleasure from your misfortune. They might also HACK your employer to make this possible so they can keep you on the streets when the whole time you told them NO.

Thoooooose people tryna use you to buy a lamborghini

Thoooooose people are schadenfreude

Thoooooose people are deceitful

Cousin It

When you get married and your geriatric grandma tells your husband hes related to her

When you get married the second time and your geriatric grandpa tells you your husband is your cousin

Damn , dude did you hear how her family cousin it her twice?