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When one hears noises so disgusting they go deaf.
I was peeing at the urinal in a public bathroom with an ass orchestra playing in the cabins. It gave me a beethoven nightmare.
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Drinking a mixture of unpleasant substances, most often tomato juice and pepsi.
Joe:"Damn, I thought I was drinking Dr.Pepper but that asshole had me skyjuicing."
Ralph:"Dude, there's something wrong with your mouth not to have noticed!"
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Person who's look changes completely when wearing a mustache, so much they can barely be recognized.
That day, when my brother came into the house and looked into my eyes, my blood frose: I learned he was a werestache.
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The counterattack to mindfucking. It signifies reducing language to a level of fun and communication only, thus preventing philosophy and propaganda.
We'll get those mindfuckers in the end, thanks to our wordbusting.
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The act of making an opening into a material or product and then proceeding to sexual intercourse with it.
Slice and Fuck: better than Fish and Chips.
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The adjective describing someone who slept on their tennis racket.
Tom is gridfaced since last night.