prepeat

When someone reads your mind so that they can say what you are going to say right before you say it, thus making you look retarded.

my fiend said "i think its gonna rain"
and i followed right after repeating "i think its gonna rain"
so he says "yeah i know, i just said that"
so i replied "well thats your bad, quit prepeating me"

parazophrexic

1 abbreviation for paranoid schizophrenic dyslexic
2 a comination of dyslexia and schizophrenia that causes a person to think he is following the police

my parazophrexic friend said "there is a cop two cars in front of me i just know it, i have been following him for hours and i still haven't actually seen him."

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