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Toilet Paper

A piece of paper commonly used for wiping your ass after a good poop. They come in rolls and are usually positioned next to the toilet for ease of access.

Back in early 2020, people stocked up on toilet paper as to prepare for the lockdown. They did this to stay hygienic. The panic buying became so severe entire lanes of toilet paper in malls were left blank after a few weeks.

by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020


Tweet

1) n.

Any post on the popular social media network Twitter. Said to contain showerthoughts, fancams, inspirational quotes, comedy gems, people's emotions, and all else.
2) v.
To send such a post on Twitter.

Dude, why did you tweet this? This is offensive af

by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020


Dementia

A condition where the one affected cannot remember, think, or make decisions properly. This condition is not a disease per se but rather a general term for several diseases and disorders, for example: Alzheimer's. The symptoms often get worse and worse over time until the affected person dies.

Dementia tends to affect older people, with most cases affecting those 65 years and older. However, this is not a normal part of aging. According to the CDC, by 2014 only about 5 million adults over the age of 65 had dementia.

Having dementia is a lot worse than just forgetting your car keys every now and then. It's more like forgetting 90% of your childhood with no hope of bringing it back. It's like getting lost in the place you grew up in and have always been in.

If you're having any questions please refer yourself to a doctor.

Alice: Have you listened to "Everywhere at the End of Time?" It was trippy while it lasted.

Bob: I gave it a listen after my grandmother suffering 6 years of dementia died. I was torn for weeks. And if I wind up with dementia just like her and that experience is the one thing left that remains in my mind after I forget absolutely everything else, I'll be pissed off, if I could even remember what feeling pissed off feels like in the future.

WARNING: LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK

by slaptheBASS June 13, 2021


Wrong send

When you're in DMs with someone and accidentally send the message to the wrong person. Like accidentally sending something to your BFF when you meant it for your crush.

(in DMs with BFF)

"hey, so i was thinking about our relationship..."

"oh my god you're in a relationship with me"

"shit wrong send" (deletes messages)

by slaptheBASS March 31, 2022


Imposter

A common misspelling of impostor.

Red: I'm pretty sure green is the imposter, he's a bit sus
Green: But i saw you vent and kill blue
Yellow: blue disconnected remember?

Green was the Impostor.

by slaptheBASS September 27, 2020


covfefe

A well-known misspelling of "coverage" from a tweet by Donald Trump.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020