CPFR

An acronym for Cost Per Fuck Ratio. CPFR is calculated by deviding the amount of money you have spent to get lucky by the number of times you actually got lucky with a given person.

English James: How are things with Fiona?

Bobby: Great! I bought some ice cream for 7 bucks and got laid twice so my CPFR is only $3.50!

To-goski

N. A cup, usually plastic, used for taking a drink outside a bar (commonly used in key west)

Jimmy: Hey bro lets get out of this place it's lame.

Bobby: I just got my drink though.

Jimmy: Let's get some to-goskis and go somewhere else

irresponsibly responsible

To do something irrisponsible to avoid doing something more irresponsible.

Jimmy: I didn't want to drive home so i got so drunk that i couldn't find my car.
Arjay: Yeah, way to be irresponsibly responsible

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