gage

a name given to a god among men. he has so many abs of steel, that the common human cannot count them. some say that when he sings, he takes the shape of a unicorn. he is desired by every woman, especially ones with unusually small breasts.

Guy: Gage, dude, why do date that small breasted girl?

Gage: I don't know. Let's count my abs.

315👍 165👎