sampras

a guy named after the tennis player but is a shit guy himself. his entire personality is being named after pete and is toxic, stupid, and ugly
usually can be found in the cadets group, as being in a high ranking position fulfils his little power obsession

is that sampras coming? quick hide!
man sampras get no bitches!

satwik

a ginormous man that thinks his car is his wife. he thinks flexing his multiple DUI's and fines on tiktok is cool, and he should probably do some cardio

look satwik posted another video of the polic fining him!
damn someone needs to confiscate satwiks car...