Morbalogy

Noun:

The religious belief that Morbius is the only way to have true happiness and joy. This generally involves watching Morbius on a daily basis to improve physical and mental strength. Being a Morbalogist generally comes with immense popularity and newfound power, without any negative side effects.

“My popular friend Joe? Yeah, he’s a Morbalogist. That’s why he’s so popular.”

“I believe in Morbalogy.”