fmimfp

An acronym for “Fuck Me In My Fucking Pussy.” This phrase is used to convey stress, annoyance, or disbelief.

Person 1: “How did you drive twenty-two miles past where you needed to stop.”
Person 2: “We’re so stupid, fuck.”
Person 1: “fmimfp.”

national grab jimmy day

July 23, the day where all jimmys need to be grabbed excessively

“Yo Mandy it’s national grab jimmy day”
“IT’S TOO FUCKING SMALL TO GRAB”