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1. (François Marie Arouet) French 16th century author of 'Candide', philosopher, and satirist.
2. Gothy 21st century multi-talented singer and creator of the DEADY: THE MALEVOLENT TEDDY comic.
A: "Voltaire is such a cutie!"
B: "Yeah...wait, the singer or the French philosopher?"
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pants that are covered in pus.
his abcess exploded all over his jeans... now he's got pussy pants.
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in a threesome with two guys and a girl, when one of the guys mounts the girl doggy style and the other guy mounts the first guy doggy style.
i know this threesome, and they like to do it double doggystyle.
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something that allegedly pisses God off and gives Him an excuse to send us all to hell, despite the supposed fact that He loves us all soooooo much.
what's with original sin? adam and eve were the ones who screwed up with the tree of knowledge of good and evil thing, so why must everyone pay for it?
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The barometer of a political lifespan, particularly as UK Prime Minister
Liz Truss had seven days in control. That is the shelf-life of a lettuce.