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A pose when you have both of your hands on each side of your hips and where one of your feet is place on an object, making your leg bent at 90 degrees. The pose can be referred to as the Captain Morgan logo. The name came from a man by the name of Sebastian, at parties when he's really smashed, he tends to stay in that sebass pose for an extensive amount of time. Do this pose and you will for sure get laid.
Dude this one girl was giving me head while my right foot was on the bed
Damn you must've been doing the sebass pose!
The sebass pose?
Yeah dude, Sebastian does it all the time when he's drunk
Oh yeah that's right, I didn't realize that till now, what a dude!
A state of mind that you're in whenever you become single again and all of your old girls/girlfriends hit you up, primarily wanting to smash and get back together, but your mind is so confused and overwhelmed by so many options that you don't want anything to do with them at the moment.
Guy 1: Hey have you talked to Sebastian? I knew him and his old lady broke up.
Guy 2: Yeah, he seems to be in a sebtross at the moment.
Guy 1: Oh really? Damn I feel bad for him.
Guy 2: Me too kinda.. but at least he's got a line of pussy waiting for him.
Guy 1: You're right! Life can't be that awful for that stud!
An accounting executive who retired from a friends multi million dollar business to go out and work in the meat market. He was first employed as a machinist but later on he became an accountant since he was so good with numbers. His friend, which was the CEO, suggested that Pyle needs to go and get his Master of Business Administration in Accounting, so they have a great business portfolio . Pyle politely refused and left his friends company to take over his familyâs meat business. Right now, heâs running accounting and finance operations as well as sales forecast for the seasonality trends of the business.
Sebass: Dude why is the Pyle working at Schnurs?
Brock: His family owns the business thatâs why
Sebass: Well.. I thought he was working for Bradenâs business?
Brock: He was but then he left after Braden was suffocating him with trying to get a masters in accounting
Sebass: Ahh.. thatâs some bullshit, Pyle doesnât need that, what the hell was Braden thinking? What a god damn idiot to lose such an accountant
Brock: Yeah I know.. fuck him, Pyleâs accounting skills are unmatched