Sebtross

A state of mind that you're in whenever you become single again and all of your old girls/girlfriends hit you up, primarily wanting to smash and get back together, but your mind is so confused and overwhelmed by so many options that you don't want anything to do with them at the moment.

Guy 1: Hey have you talked to Sebastian? I knew him and his old lady broke up.
Guy 2: Yeah, he seems to be in a sebtross at the moment.
Guy 1: Oh really? Damn I feel bad for him.
Guy 2: Me too kinda.. but at least he's got a line of pussy waiting for him.
Guy 1: You're right! Life can't be that awful for that stud!