Kay's bed

A once clean turned nasty ass bed that everyone loves to have wild, kinky sex on.

Kay's bed is so nasty by now! I can only imagine what that thing has been through! That thing is PUTRID.

EEWWWWW HOW DOES KAY SLEEP AT NIGHT?!?!

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Kaz

Kaz is a Jew. She claims to be an atheist at times, but that’s just because she doesn’t want to admit that she’s a Jew because she’s embarrassed 😂.

Kaz: Flamethrowers shall burn gamethrowers
Everyone else: Shut the fuck up JEW

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Humphrey

A unique and versatile word to describe male genitals, suspicious packages from Big Sausage Pizza, and cockerels.

“Uh-oh! My humphrey is hard again.”
“Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”

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