A large typically hairy man with a smaller peen large nose and giant eyes
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Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.
"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."
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A unique and versatile word to describe male genitals, suspicious packages from Big Sausage Pizza, and cockerels.
βUh-oh! My humphrey is hard again.β
βWtf? Iβm a guy. I have a humphrey.β
βIβve got a jolly good humphrey down there.β
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You heard the myth right..HE IS THE MAN. THE LEGEND ... Just dont take the pith..
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The guy from almost famous on hobowars that tells everyone the meaning of their name in the urban dictionary
Everyone loves him though, we want his children
Humphrey -
1. stigs
A fat, lazy, Puerto Rican teacher/cop/lacrosse coach. Known to be a complete retard and sleeps with his mother
how does this make you feel about your name, this is from urban dictionary?
Humphery -
sue: a sexy lady with huge titties that loves to have sex all the time, nice fat ass, and likes to do it in her jacuzzi tub
wierd, it says nothing about kissing for a bathroom break
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Humphrey is used to describe any unusual birth mark or freckle on sum1's face. It cant be sum1 with lots of freckles. Its just ONE freckle or birth mark on the face that catches ur attention and is really ugly. There is also a trisex humphrey which is wen sum1 has 3 humphreys that make a triangle on the side of their face.
Wow that humphrey on SB's face is mad anoying. I just want to chop that shit off.
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A man that loves to day thicc and do wierd hand gestures.ππ
Canβt be social and has venustophobia.
The fear of cute girls
Man, ur a real Humphrey, Noah
Try not to Humphrey this, ok?
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