Somers NY

A small town in Westchester NY where all the kids sit around and hate on Yorktown, NY. They think they’re the shit but they’re not. They’re mascot is an elephant which basically defines how fat they all are. They hate on Yorktown for losing a state championship the year Yorktown beat them in the section championship but then they lose the state championship the next year in soccer to a school in bumblefuck. They also get bitched by Yorktown in lacrosse every year. They’re not girls are very unfortunate too because they’re all dimes but the boys all look like a toe with severe foot fungus.

woah. is that kid white trash? he must be from somers ny

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