neckspring

(IMM) Lydia: a spring
(IMM) Lydia: for the neck

(IMM) Lydia's neck was drooping, so she placed a neckspring on it.

scrotosynthesis

when a scrotal sack becomes entirely inserted inside the vagina.

"put em in, gary." "what do you mean, 'put em in?'" "your balls." "the whole thing? you like that? is that even possible?" "yeah, i'm way into scrotosynthesis." "there's a word for that?" "i know this is a lot to take in. don't be scared. it'll all make sense once scrotosynthesis is achieved."

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jotd

short for "jerk off, then decide."
for better or worse, the solution for pretty much anything.

cornelius: "dude, bertha's away this weekend and shaniqua is calling me and wants to come over tonight. wtf do i do?"
horatio: "JOTD"

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