jotd

short for "jerk off, then decide."
for better or worse, the solution for pretty much anything.

cornelius: "dude, bertha's away this weekend and shaniqua is calling me and wants to come over tonight. wtf do i do?"
horatio: "JOTD"

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JOTD

An initialism which stands for "Joke of the day"

You're so skinny you have to run AROUND in the shower to get wet!!! JOTD?

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JOTD

Jock on today

I’m heading to the gym with a JOTD. Who wants a sniff?

JOTD

Just One of Those Days

He was sausing everyone today because he felt like it and it was JOTD

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