oxycotin

How idiots say and spell the word 'OxyContin'. The word come for 'continuous' as is the drug release mechanism. It fries stupid people's brains so they call it oxy-cotton.

"Hey, y'all got any ahgzee-cotton (oxycotin)??"

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nigwalking

The typical method for ghetto citizens to cross the road. Usually done in heavy traffic, often with a stroller or toddler on the shoulders of the nigwalker.

Never performed at a crosswalk or other meaningful place -- these are tools of The Man and must be avoided. Must be done casually as if crossing your living room.

Advanced nigwalkers will dart out from between two parked cars. Hit them and you will be sued for all you're worth.

"Godammit, I almost ran over that coon nigwalking with his niglet."

"Jaywalking if for honkies. Nigwalking is keeping it real."