mopping a dungeon

licking a woman's vagina

hey, don't come in here, i'm mopping my old lady's dungeon

8👍 1👎

meat bag

a scrotum

I dropped my knife and almost cut off my meat bag

29👍 42👎

BYOB

Bring your own bitch

Tom: what's up with the party tonight, everyone brought a bitch....

Dick: yeah, didn't you know it was BYOB night?

8👍 37👎

balonga nipples

a woman that has nipples the size of a piece of balonga

this bitch took off her bra, and she had some nasty balonga nipples

29👍 17👎

piss pump

a penis

that bitch sure can suck a good piss pump.

58👍 19👎

hang low saxon

a white guy with a big dick

holy shit, that dude is a hang low saxon, that's why he has so many ho's

24👍 10👎

push brown

The act of defecation.

i've gotta go push brown before we leave.

57👍 15👎