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A woman you're hooking up with despite her being such a bitch your friends cannot imagine why you put up with her shit for five minutes.
Question: Dude, you aren't serious about that ratcliff stuck up robin whore witch are you?
Answer: No, man, that's just my bitch with benefits.
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Stanford, with the letters rearranged.
Bill here graduated a few years ahead of us at Snodfart.
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A blowjob given to create an obligation for the recipient to do a menial chore or a favor in return.
Girl #1: How can I get my lazy man to clean the bathroom every Saturday morning?
Girl #2: That's easy, girl, just give him a sensational owejob first thing every Saturday morning.
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'See you soon' with benefits. Basically, I'm on the way ... and we're gonna play. In text messages, abbreviated SXYS.
Her: Do you want to come over and hang out?
Him: Sure... sex you soon!
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A polite way of saying "you screwed up, idiot, try it again."
A GPS says "recalculating" after you miss a turn it told you to take, then it comes up with a new route based on your current position. It doesn't call you a dumbass, it simply says "recalculating" which lets everyone in the car know you are a dumbass without it having to actually say so.
Dude #1: Have some of these great nachos I just made.
Dude #2: Recalculating. Try cheese.
Guy: I'm thinking you're coming home with me tonight.
Girl: Recalculating.
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Sex You Soon - "see you soon, with benefits" - what you say to someone you're hooking up with ... to let them know what you have on your mind when you get together soon.
text messaging:
Her: See you tomorrow!
Him: SXYS
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A one night stand that the other person doesn't know is definitely a ONE night stand.
Man: "Why you calling me today, bitch? Did I forget to mention that last night was just a jump 'n dump?
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