any blonde girl that doesn't shower
bitch stinks. nasty ass Moldylocks
when one vagina gives another vagina a gift
vagina 1) merry christmas, Karen!
vagina 2) thanks, Terry! great flap wrapping job!
a thug gang of seagulls that breaks into a bear's house and eats all the porridge
did you hear that BearWilliam was attacked by a goldiflock last week?
no fucking way!
When a man has unprotected sex with a girl on her period, then has unprotected sex with an undressed salad, then has sex with the same girl's mom as the girl eats the salad all while on a merry-go-round
Our day at the carnival was ruined by a red wine spinaigrette.
what you say to your silly girlfriend when you want to be equally silly