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When a man has unprotected sex with a girl on her period, then has unprotected sex with an undressed salad, then has sex with the same girl's mom as the girl eats the salad all while on a merry-go-round
Our day at the carnival was ruined by a red wine spinaigrette.
when one vagina gives another vagina a gift
vagina 1) merry christmas, Karen!
vagina 2) thanks, Terry! great flap wrapping job!
a thug gang of seagulls that breaks into a bear's house and eats all the porridge
did you hear that BearWilliam was attacked by a goldiflock last week?
no fucking way!
any blonde girl that doesn't shower
bitch stinks. nasty ass Moldylocks
what you say to your silly girlfriend when you want to be equally silly