exclusively-almost

(adv.) 1.THE BEST EXPLANATION EVER!! 2. A Great excuse. 3. A pretty funny oxymoron.

I DON'T CHEAT!... I AM, exclusively-almost MONOGAMOUS!!

Delaware Punch

Basically the same as a donkey punch except she's not surprised, and still bored with what's going on.

I tried a donkey punch on Gina the other day. It turned out to be a Delaware Punch. 😡