Hammocking

hammocking is a sexual practice which involves two people and a hammock. The person who wishes to be hammocked lies on a bed underuneath a hammock. this hammock must contain their naked lover. When the naked lover is least expecting it, you should cut the the strings of the hammock, thus allowing the naked lover to fall on top of you. this is very sexy and really turns on campers, as they enjoy sleeping in hammocks.

a word of caution, you should not try hammocking if you are very skinny and your naked lover is over weight. this may result in crushing and death.

For all of those people who are regular size- ENJOY!

HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE HAMMOCKING!

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Raspberry Fanny Rash

When your fanny gets a rash this is called a fanny rash. however if this rash is extremely red or purple it is called a raspberry fanny rash. if your fanny looks anything like someone has smeered raspberrys all over it, it is also a raspberry fanny rash. However this does not apply if you have literally smeered raspberrys over your fanny. a raspberry fany rash is only caused by nature.

Steph Freil said "woah! why is my fanny so red and rashy?"
"i dont know" said lucy and luke. "you must have a raspberry fanny rash!"
"oh no" cried steph!
"fanny rash fanny rash steph has a fanny rash." we all shouted!