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A person who hates men.
Male equivalent of misogeny.
Joe: I don't get why pamela won't talk to me.
Liam: Don't worry dude, she's just a misterogenist.
The act of blowing your load on a flat surface then having some one suck it up with their rolled up tounge.
Shuan: (calls friend) hey man i just accidentally blew my load all over my new laptop what should i do?
Tre': It's fine man just call up a ghost buster.
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Obstrawfucated is the past tense of the less common obstrawfucate. This is because it is more commonly referred to as having happened. The term generally means that your delivery driver has brought you drinks without straws. You have thus been obstrawfucated. The intent of the obstrawfucator is typically unknown.
After my delivery driver dropped my food and drinks off I realized that I had been obstrawfucated.
When a woman takes a dump in a condom then places it into the freezer for a later time to pound her snatch with it.
Holly Anne sure loves to do the alasken pipeline on her new web cam.
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The taking of extreme pleasure or indulgence upon eating an especially good entree'.
Jack: Hey do you want some of this chicken?
Tre': Sure. I would love some.
Jack: Hey whats up with Tre'? Hes yelling and rolling on the floor screaming out of sheer delight.
Steven: I think hes having a foodgasm.
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