Obstrawfucated

Obstrawfucated is the past tense of the less common obstrawfucate. This is because it is more commonly referred to as having happened. The term generally means that your delivery driver has brought you drinks without straws. You have thus been obstrawfucated. The intent of the obstrawfucator is typically unknown.

After my delivery driver dropped my food and drinks off I realized that I had been obstrawfucated.