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Explaining a concept in an excessively high-minded and round-about way so as to leave the listener exhausted, confused and hopefully prevent he/she from asking follow up questions.
When Julie asked the car salesman how a bigger vehicle with a bigger engine could get the same mileage as a smaller vehicle with a smaller engine, the salesman Obamasplained that the question was not relevant to the purchase.
The act of explaining a concept in an excessively high-minded and round-about manner so as to exhaust, frustrate and confuse a questioner into submission and preclude any follow up questions.
When Julie asked how a bigger vehicle could get the same mileage as a smaller vehicle with a smaller engine, the car salesman Obamasplained that the question was not relevant to the purchase.
The annoying hi-fivin d-bag whose job it is to sit in the back of the crew boat yelling "Stroke, Stroke, Stroke" to the other dudes in the boat who really dont care that much about winning the race as they do having the "crew" designation on their resume for when they apply as a junior an analyst to Goldman Sachs, finally making their parents happy and thinking they've reached the end of the endless hampster wheel called life in elite America, yet only to realized that having that annoying ombudsman yelling "Stroke" at you was the highlight of your life becsuse now youre working 80 hrs a week for another former ombudsman who makes the first ombudsman seem like a really decent chap. Either one of these ombudsman are subject to unsolicited, random ejaculations of pointless and tedious yarns about their days of being the ombudsman on the Cornell crew team.
Bartholomew Windsor Winchester Winthrop was elated to report to his first day at Goldman Sachs only to find to his horror that his new GS ombudsman was the same ombudsman on the Varsity Cornell crew team when he was on the JV Cornellcrew team.
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The annoying hi-fivin D-bag who sits in the back of the rowing boat yelling, "Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!" at the other dudes in the boat who really don't care that much about winning but only care about having the resume designation of "rowed crew at Cornell" in order to up the odds of getting the coveted junior analyst at Goldman Sachs and thereby finally making their parents proud and colleagues suitably impressed only to find that when they finally arrive at GS on their first day, the ombudsman in their college crew boat is now their work ombudsman, and all that pointless striving they did from pre-school thru college marked the high point of their lives because now instead of the hamster wheel slowing down, its kicking into overdrive with 80+ hour work weeks with a new breed of super-ombudsman resistant to anti-jerk training, and frequently subject to inexplicable, random, unsolicited ejaculations of pointless and tedious anecdotes of life at Cornell.
When proud Cornell grad Bartholomew Windsor Winthrop-Winchester realized that his crew ombudsman at Cornell was now his work ombudsman, he immediately threw himself out the 93rd floor window, lest he have to relive another years-long period of ombudsman abuse.
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