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Any celebrity or celebrity sports star who believe because of their fame they can ignore a countryâs entrance rules.
I canât believe that Novax Jocksabitch is still trying to get into the country, he should just go home.
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When a group of people declare independence on a piece of land they do not own.
Him: You hear about Chaz? The new independent country inside Seattle?
Her: Itâs just a Thiefdom.
An assignment by a spouse of other family member to acquire Christmas presents
Him: Let's find a sports bar Sunday and watch some NFL
Me: Can't, my wife has me scheduled for a Chrismission before we leave for the holidays
When something is a lot harder than you thought it would be
DJT: Who knew Healthcare could be so complicated
America: Everyone
DJT: This job is a lot harder than I thought it would be
America: You're just experiencing Trumpwork, quit
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When society at large handicaps your options because youâre black.
Him: I thought George was going to work at that investment bank.
Her: He got Blackdicapped by Human Resources.
The deplorable 35% of Americans who think Donald Trump is the man.
If anyone in Debase could read do you think Maryanne Trumpâs new book would bother them?
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When you abandon your responsibilities.
Fuck this snow, Iâm going to cancruz and go to Mexico.