man candy

The cause of my neck strain. I see it every morning when I drive to work. Young, dark and lean Hispanic day laborers that stand in a parking lot waiting for work. I mentally grow their hair, take off their clothes and put loin cloths on them.

Hey girls, take a look at that man candy! Yow!!!!

83👍 93👎

babyjuice

Babyjuice is a man's sperm.

Well looks like he sperminated her with his babyjuice.

53👍 4👎

deity

bad breath like a dirty diaper

Your breath is deity today. Would you like a piece of gum?

14👍 92👎

schlock

An unsophisticated guy that does something like walk out of his house barefoot while eating a sandwich to get his mail. Will spoil your view. Has a cocky attitude and thinks all women love him when the reality is women are just tolerating him.

Damn, look at that schlock eating his sandwich. What a slob!

3👍 30👎