when you're about to say that something was shit, then you quickly change it to bad after you realize that there are kids in the room.
guy 1: "hey man, how was that restaurant?"
guy 2: "It was sh...bad."
guy 1: "shbad?"
You must really be bored. You should probably get back to work. Hope I was able to provide some entertainment, though.
I'm so bored.
I should be doing school work.
But instead I'm gonna look up random shit on urban Dictionary like 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0plkmjnhbgvfcdxsza.
Records made from the poop from lac bugs.
Did you know that shellac records are made of bug poop?
8 Ball: I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low. But my hands are messed up so you better drive, brother!
When you walk in this bitch, and you're totally bossed up
Pick me up in half a second, im finna go fortune wrecking
Some guy said hjnbvcxsertfcvbnmsjbwh
Guy 1: hjnbvcxsertfcvbnmsjbwh
Guy 2: fcohflhfktdektstkektsitdip