LIQUOR DUMP

the next morning after drinkin a shitload of liquor, having to shit so bad you sometimes never make it to the toilet... sometimes you have a {liquor dump } in your pants. which in most cases is runny, all liquid form and makes your stomach hurt badly and has the most horrid smell you could ever think of!

yo my girl drank a whole bottle of whiskey last night. and this morn she was ridin' my dick and she had to stop and sprint to the bathroom but didnt make it in time. she "liquor dumped" all down the hallway

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Jesus’ Skin Flute

My first pipe, may it rest in pieces.

Grayson: yooo Preston wake up, we finna smoke, I got JSF ( Jesus’ skin flute )loaded and ready to go.

Preston: alright man lemme wake up

Grayson: hands it to Preston like a fucking retard and drops it.

Jopp

Smoking weed out of a fucking tobacco pipe

Guy 1: yoo we ain’t got no swishers

Guy 2: I mean... I got this shit
*whips out a curvy ass tobacco pipe*
Guy 1: wtf is this

Guy 2: a jopp bro

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