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Smoking weed out of a fucking tobacco pipe
Guy 1: yoo we ain’t got no swishers
Guy 2: I mean... I got this shit
*whips out a curvy ass tobacco pipe*
Guy 1: wtf is this
Guy 2: a jopp bro
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The kindest, most irratating, lovable, friendliest, rudest guy there is. At times he can be an angel on earth, but be careful because he can flip like a switch and become a rude, angry, grumpy demon.
Usually very energetic and can’t keep quiet for long periods of time. Generally good looking and usually blonde with blue eyes.
He’s not the smartest guy you know, but also not the dumbest.
Shit, I by accident told Joppe to go away and he nearly killed me!
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A dude who looks likes a dwarf and steals bottles of wine to impress Slovak whores
You were totally acting like a Joppe last night and you didn’t even get laid
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Jacking off, playing poker, and spitting tobacco.
Jesus, are you going to sit in this apartment and jopps all night again? You are pathetic.
Hey Joppster, you going out tonight, or are you just joppsing again? No wonder you never get laid.
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Did you see Joppe in the showers?
Yeah i thought it was a snake, but it wasn’t..
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Awsome dude that actually kept awake just to listen to Radio Free Zion and didn't stop listening until after 3842 minutes!
Joppe: "Oh wow, I'm getting tired .. Can't keep this up too long ..."
Sundog: "You can do it Joppe!"
Joppe: "Rock on, I'm going for 4000!!"
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Joppe van den Berg is THE MOST AWESOME Dude in the history of human kind. You think you can find someone that is more awesome, smart, handsome and legendary (and awesome hair)? Good luck with that. Not only is Joppe van den Berg a Master of Legendarieness, he is also the best tennis player in his country and beyond. He’s just to Legendary!
“Wow, who’s that awesome legend walking there?”
“O, you don’t know? He’s the most Awesome person in the world...His name is Joppe van den Berg”
“Yeah, I guess I can tell. He’s so cool!”
“In fact, Joppe van den Berg is cool and beyond!”
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