FMF

fuck my fingers.
exclaimed or said after making many typos/errors in a row.

"yeah, he has a vagnia."
"*vaginia"
"*vaginia"
"*vagina"
"fmf!"

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undertoad

(noun) A wrinkly toad that lives in disgusting woman's vagina. If a penis penetrates a vagina inhabited by an undertoad, it is at risk of being bitten off, eaten, and/or savagely mauled. Most undertoad have rows of many razor-sharp teeth, the better to ravage upon your male genitalia and/or objects of pleasure.

Broman: ew, ugh, dude, that chick last night had an undertoad. almost got my dick bit off.

Brosephine: i almost got an undertoad once. turns out i was just giving birth to a small baby shark.

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