basaard

a hot dog that has been in the rolling things at a convienience store for over a day and a half. very strange and mystical. often chosen by those weak, or in need of companionship.

a overweight man with a pony tail walks to the hot dog section. he looks sad and a bit depraved. he looks long and wisdomful at all the hotdogs. after much deciding, he chooses a haggered and disgruntled dog. he chose a basaard.

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ol' dirty basaard

a digusting hotdog found in alleys or streets,mostly with cigarette ashes or dog shit upon them,homeless eat these to stay alive and shit out the remains back to where the ol' dirty basaard was found.

homeless guy 1: ''ah man that ol' dirty basaard went right through me.''

homeless guy 2:''tell me about it...hey, look there's another one!''