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Piesexual

A pie lover who doesn't discriminate against pies. Meat or vegetable pie? A true piesexual enjoys a healthy balance of both.

What kind of pie would you like from the pie shop? "I dont min. Im piesexual! You can choose for me."

by teknoshit June 2, 2018


Piedophile

Describes a person with uncontrollable pie urges. A person who cannot simply walk past a pie shop. Someone who lets their pie craving rule them.

I can't walk past the baker's without purchasing a lovely, juicy steak pie. I think there is something wrong with me, I fear that I may be a piedophile.

by teknoshit June 2, 2018