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If you give a person pie they will get sexual
Sam-Cas, Dean is Piesexual
Cas-*lightbulb goes off*
Cas-*gets pie*
Cas-Dean I got you pie
Dean-Bed. Now.
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A person who takes sexual pleasure in the act of being pelted with pies during intercourse. The flavour of pie chosen varies greatly between piesexuals.
The custard stains on his wall suggested to the girl that he was deeply piesexual.
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A very misunderstood form of sexuality.
The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"
A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.
The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
Susie: "Hey, I baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?
John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"
Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
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A Piesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to pie
Boss: can you fill out this form
Guy: ya... um boss under sexual preference is their a check box for piesexual
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A person who prefers the more "curvy" woman, someone who lives under the (arguably false) pretense that "Big is Beautiful".
Ross: So, you hear the news? Dave is dating Chunky Kim.
Spike: Really?
Ross: Yup, official since last week.
Spike: I always knew he was a piesexual.
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Someone who is sexually attracted to pie.
person one: god im horny
person two: yeah, i just wanna fuck a pie
person one: ....what?
person two: im piesexual
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A pie lover who doesn't discriminate against pies. Meat or vegetable pie? A true piesexual enjoys a healthy balance of both.
What kind of pie would you like from the pie shop? "I dont min. Im piesexual! You can choose for me."