LGBTTQQIAAP

Lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, transsexual, queer, questioning, intersex, asexual, ally, pansexual

Some famous LGBTTQQIAAP people in history were Leonardo Da Vinci, Vincent Van Goh, Jonathan Va Ness, Billie Holiday, Oscar Wilde, and Eleanor Roosevelt.

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Spongebob

A yellow tampon.

Me: Spongebob. You live in Bikini Bottom, and you're super absorbent. FACE IT, you're a tampon.

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God

There is none. Don't even bother arguing. You know that there is none. We can't all be correct, the Buddhists and the Christians and the Hindus and the Islams and the Muslims and the Pagans and everybody else can't possibly be correct. If everyone was correct, their jobs would be really horrible. If anybody was correct, at all, why do you think they would let every world crisis happen? The shootings and the cancer and the Hitler and the global warming and the anger and the assaults and Trump and the homelessness should not have happened. If there was a god, mabye they could have prevented that. But there isn't one. Wouldn't it be funny if all of the gods were real? Just be floating up in the sky, whacking each other Three Stooges style? Oh well. Time goes on.

Burns: SMITHERS!!
Smithers: Yes sir?
Burns: Wait with me while I pray to the eternal almighty God to solve the worlds problems

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