The Code 3 Club

To have sexual intercourse in a emergency vehicle.

I joined the code 3 club last shift.

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Broad squad

When two females are teamed up together at work, usually in the context of emergency services such as on a ambulance.

That unit is a broad squad today.

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Squireing

To Squire . The act of sleeping on a gurney or other such bed in a vehicle while said vehicle is in motion.

I Squired it all the way from town. I was Squireing all the way from town.

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Schell Trap

A trap laid for one who steals food or other things in the station setting. Usually in the form of food laced with laxatives or other such undesirable content. It Derives its name from the infamous Rob Schell.

I laid a Schell Trap for the North American Panda.

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