lombardi'd

Referencing an indefinite amount of time, often using soon. In a typical 'lombardi', soon references a timeframe ranging from a couple of days to more than a year.

Derived from the name of Valve Software's Director of Marketing, Doug Lombardi, whose definition of "soon" seemed to stretch several centuries.

Doug Lombardi: It will be released soon.
Unsuspecting gamers: Yay!
*a long time passes*
Unsuspecting gamers: Still nothing? Ohnoes, we've been lombardi'd!

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Lombardi'd

Being Scared and Pooping Yourself

Pooing Ones Pants

Dropping a load in ones trousers

Getting Drunk and Soiling Yourself

I was getting chased around Berlin by pimps and bouncers wanting to batter me and I absolutely Lombardi'd myself!

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