PP

Phantom Prostate - phantom urge for a female or a straight male to feel an immense pleasure of tens of thousands of pleasure nerve endings that are located in a prostate.

Gary the Pea*cock: *bends over*
Alex the psychology major: aughh
GTPcock: My PP hurts..... in a good way
ATPm: aughhhh..... mine too xoxo gg
GTPcock: Are we gay now?
ATPm: In a phantom wayyy (nohomo)

polybreadism

a sexual orientation regarding bread as the main sexual interest, but with the inclusion of multiple and various kinds of bread at a given time

Amir: Yo! Who are ya into?
Mal: Well, recently I came out as a polybread.
Amir: Huuuuuh????
Mal: Polybreadism, it's when you like a lot of different breads.
Amir: That's racist.
Mal: Oh my God, can't I have a preference between white and sourdough???