polybreadism

a sexual orientation regarding bread as the main sexual interest, but with the inclusion of multiple and various kinds of bread at a given time

Amir: Yo! Who are ya into?
Mal: Well, recently I came out as a polybread.
Amir: Huuuuuh????
Mal: Polybreadism, it's when you like a lot of different breads.
Amir: That's racist.
Mal: Oh my God, can't I have a preference between white and sourdough???