Summer Standards

The temporary set of standards used for finding a evanescent mate during the summer season, when most respectable candidates have gone home or off vacationing. It is appropriate for Summer Standards to be lower than the standards of previous seasons, and no judgment for the reduction of moral and physical standards can be given during this time.

Summergirl #1: "Ew, you hooked up with BroMoseph during summer?! He has a neckbeard!".

Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers".

Bopometer

A device that uses the latest dick-sucking technology to compile an analyzed composition of various reviews of bopular related interactions of a female, usually taken from corresponding males twitter accounts. #theartofbeingbopular

"I wasn't sure if I was gonna take Keyasha out for dinner, but then I saw her Bopometer stats were off the chart, so that bitch got mah dick for dessert".

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