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a ship that was hijacked by somali pirates in 2009.
Person 1:Hey do you remember that movie Captain Phillips that was about the somali pirates hijacking the Maersk Alabama?
Person 2: Oh yeah those skinny ass somali niggas took Captain Phillips hostage.
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a site that is composed of 80% indian men and serves as the sanctuary for horny, sex famished, indian men to prey on white girls
13 year old white girl: I went on omegle last night, and half the time I saw grown ass Indian men in their 40s whipping out their dicks and hitting on me, despite telling them that I'm only 13. The Indian men on omegle are the horniest creatures on Earth, period.
a phase that teenagers (12-16 year olds) go through where they mistakenly believe that ben shapiro is the godfather of reason and sense in part due to the masturbatory titles shapiro posts on his own videos such as "BeN sHaPiRo DESTROYS LiBeRaL (18 year old college freshman)" wItH "FaCts AnD lOgIc"
17 year old high school student: Man, I remember back in my early days of high school I believed Ben Shapiro's words were gospel. It took me 3 whole years before realizing he's full of horseshit
Friend: Sounds like you've successfully escaped the ben shapiro phase. Congrats on your maturation
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a completely natural, albeit uncomfortable, phase of courtship where a girl who had initially shown interest in a guy during the early talking stages, confusingly and often quite suddenly ghosts him. During this phase, which can last anywhere from a week to a couple of months, there is no communication by the girl to the guy in order for her to determine his level of interest. Very frequently she will ignore any attempts at communication, so much so that should the pair pass by each other, for instance in the dining hall of a college campus, she will offer an apathetic head nod or cold formal âhelloâ, and leave the guy scratching his head wondering where the hell he went wrong. The guy has 3 options from this point: 1) if he is very interested in her, he may continue pursuing her through this phase, and wait until the phase is over and she resumes normal communication, 2) he can attempt to turn the tables against her and ghost her (thus running the risk of the courtship fizzling out), or 3) he can decide to end his pursuit and move onto the next girl, thus simultaneously ending the courtship and ghost phase. If he has chosen option 1 and continues his pursuit through the ghost phase, he must realize that when the ghost phase eventually terminates, he has played directly into her hands, and she will highly likely utilize his interest to her advantage throughout the later stages of the courtship, throughout the dating phase, and, in due course, during the couplesâ marriage!
Mike: sighs
Adam: What's wrong Mike?
Mike: I don't know... it's nothing really... it's just that Claire used to show interest in me but I think I may have blew my chances with her because she has suddenly started ignoring me.
Adam: What happened?
Mike: Earlier this morning, we passed by each other and she just gave me this weird glance and barely acknowledged my existence. I'm confused because she seemed interested up until this point. I'm trying to trace my steps to see where I went wrong.
Adam: chuckles There's no need for that. Trust me I've been in your situation before.
Mike: What do you mean by that?
Adam: puts hand on Mike's shoulder It seems you have entered the ghost phase my friend, godspeed.