thousand dollar day

N. A day in which you could tell everyone you know that you would give them a crisp, new 1000 dollar bill, if they gave you a phone call, and yet, no one calls. Had mostly by emo kids, because they want to talk about their problems, but no one wants to listen.

Man, it's such a thousand dollar day.

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wrapper

A technical term used by the toilet paper industry to describe a person who wraps the toilet paper around their hand, and uses the who hand to wipe themselves. This is considered the most dangerous technique, and using anything less than 3-ply could have disastrous results.

"Hey man, how do you wipe your ass?"
"Oh, I'm a wrapper."
"Dude. Gross. I'm never shaking your hand again."

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crumpler

A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.

Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a crumpler.

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folder

A technical term used by the toilet paper industry to describe a person who neatly folds the toilet paper over itself before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a crumpler.

Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a folder.

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