Slashfic where a character is paired romantically or sexually with himself.
The most ridiculous, least socially accepted, and therefore the
hottest kind of pairing (im)possible.
"Do you ship Sam/Dean from Supernatural?"
"Nah, Wincest just isn't wrong enough. I ship Sylar/Gabriel Grey."
"Oh, selfcest, huh? Hot!"
Someone who identifies as asexual, but occasionally experiences sexual attraction. Similar to demisexual.
"Damn, Brett is really hot. I just want to shag him."
"Wait, I thought you were asexual?"
"Yeah, well, I guess I'm gray-a."
Attracted to all sexes in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Used by asexuals instead biromantic to disregard the idea that there are only two sexes.
"I don't get it. Bretta is totally hot, and she'll date anything, but she's still a virgin."
"That's because she's panromantic asexual."
Attracted to both sexes in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Often used by asexuals.
Alzondo: So, do you like guys or girls?
Monica: I like all of them!
Alzondo: You must have some crazy orgies.
Monica: Yuck. I'm biromantic, not bisexual.
Attracted to the same sex in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Often used by asexuals.
Ted: Dude, Jed is totally checking me out. You think he wants to do me?
Ned: Nah, he's homoromantic, not homosexual.
Attracted to the oppostite sex in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Often used by asexuals.
Stacy: Bret is so adorable.
Tracy: What? You want to shag him?
Stacy: Ew, no, I'm only heteroromantic, remember?
In anime and manga, a flat-chested girl who is obsessive and/or insecure about this fact.
"You're into that anime girl? What are you, a lolicon?"
"She's not a loli, she's just a pettanko."