Seacresting

1. Building unnecessary suspense to a story by using a vague build-up phrase or leaving out important details until asked about them.

2. To make someone think one thing happened to you, when really something else happened and then you break the news once they are fully on the wrong path.

"So I slipped and fell last night!"
"Are you hurt?!?!"
"Naw, her pussy broke my dick's fall"
"Don't be Seacresting me, bro! Tell me more!"

OR

"So I met this hot chick last night. I bought her a drink and she was totally into me. After an hour she asked if I wanted to go back to her place, so we left....."
"So how was she?"
"How should I know, she passed out after puking in the parking lot."
"Man, you gotta stop Seacresting me."

EDCF

Eat, Drink, Cuddle, Fuck. When two people get together to hang out, grab food, get physical, and not worry about what's going to be going on tomorrow with them.

I thought when Sarah came over she was looking for something serious, but turns out all she wanted was some EDCF time.

thanksulted

The act of simultaneously thanking someone and insulting them at the same time.

Ben: "I want to thank everyone in the class. I know this test was graded on a curve and I never would have gotten an A without all of you."

Sally: "Pretty sure he just thanksulted us..."