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1. Building unnecessary suspense to a story by using a vague build-up phrase or leaving out important details until asked about them.
2. To make someone think one thing happened to you, when really something else happened and then you break the news once they are fully on the wrong path.
"So I slipped and fell last night!"
"Are you hurt?!?!"
"Naw, her pussy broke my dick's fall"
"Don't be Seacresting me, bro! Tell me more!"
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"So I met this hot chick last night. I bought her a drink and she was totally into me. After an hour she asked if I wanted to go back to her place, so we left....."
"So how was she?"
"How should I know, she passed out after puking in the parking lot."
"Man, you gotta stop Seacresting me."
On a competition reality show, going to break at a critical moment, so named because Ryan Seacrest does it so well and so often on the Grandaddy of all reality shows, American Idol.
I swear to God, look at how the Biggest Loser is obviously Seacresting this weigh-in!
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The act of eliminating people, like Ryan Seacrest does on American Idol. Like if you got a girl that's acting up, or fake friends. Yo ass better start Seacresting!
Guy: Man, my friend was supposed to pick me up, but he aint nowhere in sight. Then my girl just cheated on me. I don't know what to do.
Oliver: Fool, you betta start Seacresting them hoes.
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The act of eliminating people, like Ryan Seacrest does on American Idol. Like if you got a girl that's acting up, or fake friends. Yo ass better start Seacresting!
Guy: Man, my friend was supposed to pick me up, but he aint nowhere in sight. Then my girl just cheated on me. I don't know what to do.
Oliver: Fool, you betta start Seacresting them hoes.
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A straight guy that enjoys the act of giving blowjobs, but is otherwise totally straight.
"Dude, i heard that Alex is totally a seacrest."
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v. - to trick someone, using long and painful pauses, making them think the absolute worst, then thinking the best
Boy: Baby, I'm sorry, I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore...
(girl starts crying)
... I want to be your husband! Marry me!
Girl: Oh my god, you totally seacrested me!
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v. To entice someone with greatly desired information before withdrawing from the conversation. Primarily done on television when information is about to be revealed, but the show goes to commercial.
We'll reveal the results...after the break. Just kidding, I wouldn't Seacrest you.
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